WELCOME
Sorry, this is the page I created whilst learning HTML.
If I survive the weekend and can be arsed to get up some time next week then it'll probably
be improved by, I dunno, perhaps december.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY'S to STEVE and SHERYL.
the above was just a little warning, sorry, please continue.
not the bit about the birthday, the stuff about this being my practice page.
Ohh just another word quickly, if you haven't watched south parks yet,
the bright green page probably won't make that much sense.
I hope you've learnt your lesson.
You are now within my home, please tread gently, disturb not the sleeping llama's.
To get to the land of the llama's and see them playing press the auricom symbol
These new persil tablets, yeah I like em, the kids can suck on one for upwards of 1 hour, keeps the little buggers quite
This page is intended as a resource for fellow like minded, studious, intellectual types.
I hope that I can do my bit to help the world wide community educate themselves and each other.
Of course there is only one way to a true and lasting world peace.
This noble cause can be achieved by the setting up of a 24-hour a day Jerry Springer channel.
News Just IN.......
Hair growth epidemic ate my family.
We caught this freak occurance on film.
Click here to see the astounding picture.
Our scientists predict that with out some form of control the hair will continue to grow exponentially, within a week the whole of Leicester could be overrun. Within a month perhaps most of England.
But what started this whole process, this folly of follicle�s?
We believe the outbreak occured when two huge hair mass's critically collided.
As you can see these people are by no means normal.....
.... and the same goes for their hair, lets see what happened when the hair mass's collided from a scientific point of view.
Here we have a sample of one of the individuals hair.
Now this may seem normal enough, but when placed in a Herbstride analyser
the story changes somewhat.
This segment was sent to the states to be tested at the FBI lab by lake Michigan. The results were disturbing.
It would appear that the first subject's hair has an excess of Shaggynes
These molecules where first discovered roughly 70 years ago by the famed scientist Doctor Willam Hay. The only exceptional aspect of shaggynes is that they have an excess of Scooby Snacks.
This in itself is not dangerous.
However the second subjects hair was found to contain "Scoobys", these are placid enough, unless they are in the vicinity of "Scooby Snacks".
And there is the danger.
One group of hair wish's to lose snacks, another wish's to gain snacks. Due to the intensity of the scooby's need the reaction is incredibly violent, thus causing the explosion of hair, witnessed recently.
What will happen if control measures aren't taken?
We just don't know, but you can be sure that the imperial palace of the LLama King will keep you up to date with the news that really matters.
